collections that are raw as fuck ➝ zuhair murad s/s 2007
I just need to spend a day naked in bed with someone watching movies and playing video games and eating fatty foods and having sex two or nine times
I stole an apple some time after I was born.
Do you think of me when you eat crumble?
I think God probably does.
It’s quite funny, really. He had the perfect world
and he let me and a snake and an apple
uproot it in a single day.
I opened a box they’d told me not to.
To be fair to myself, they gave me to a man
I’d never met. I’d never really met myself.
(My lungs and blood and hair were clay, once.)
That box was the only sort of history I had.
Wouldn’t you want to know your own story?
I abandoned a daughter and a kingdom
and ran away with a Trojan man.
It has been decided that I wanted to go.
Even I’m not sure if I did anymore.
They sent a thousand ships and said they were for me.
(Secret: Troy was the only woman they wanted.)
The moral they intend us to take away is that
women are responsible for all the evils in the world.
I’d suggest you make your own moral instead.
Mine is that a single woman can uproot
an entire world of men with the simple act
of eating an apple, opening a box, loving a prince.
No wonder they use everything they’ve got
to keep us soft and pliant.
— elisabeth hewer
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
please be kind to retail employees this holiday season
that guy who’s sold out of the ps4 doesn’t need you making a scene- chances are you’re the fifth person to yell at him today
if nothing else, give your respect to people this Christmas. It could mean a world of difference to the people that don’t get paid enough to deal with the harassment I’ve seen
So I’m reading all of these post season 3A fics and they’re all mentioning Ethan and Aiden as part of the pack, like coming to movie nights and blah de blah bloo.
and I’m sitting here like NO, they FUCKING murdered Boyd! IN COLD BLOOD! USING DEREK AS THE WEAPON!!
You don’t get to be Pack after that! I don’t care how tragic your back story is, or how adorable your relationship with Danny is, or what ever feisty entertaining sex you’ve had with Lydia, you’re not fucking pack! Not only did they kill Boyd (USING DEREK AS A WEAPON!) they helped the other alphas keep Cora and Erica locked up for months which included torture and Erica’s death. Maybe they can be allies, maybe there can be a modicum of trust but Derek Hale is not going to forgive that! No one with the decency and brains of Scott McCall is going to say “oh sure I watched you impale an innocent man on his alpha’s claws after killing his girlfriend and keeping him locked up for months but yeah, you can hang around my human friends and family!”
I know they’re pretty but I am fucking tired of real cruelty being over looked for the sake of hot bods and whatever ship you’re captaining.
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
DAZZLING DC LADIES MONTH: Zinda Blake, aka Lady Blackhawk
First appeared: Blackhawk #133, February 1959
Who is she? Determined to become the first female member of the famed Blackhawk Squadron, Zinda Blake trained as a pilot, mastering a wide range of aircraft and becoming an expert in various forms of hand-to-hand combat and weaponry. From the very beginning, she was met with resistance: the Blackhawks weren’t keen on allowing a woman into their boys’ club, even if on their first meeting that woman had saved one of their teammates from certain death. Undeterred, Zinda continued to join them on their adventures, eventually earning honorary membership after saving the entire team from the Scavenger.
Then there was this thing where Killer Shark kidnapped and brainwashed her into becoming his evil girlfriend, Queen Killer Shark, but we’re going to gloss over that, because it’s gross.
So! Zero Hour happened, and Zinda found herself flung a good half-century or so into the present day, in a future where most of her friends were either dead or in nursing homes, and technology had advanced so far that she presumably needed to learn to fly all over again. She made the best of it, working in Guy Gardner’s bar and frequently aiding him and his team in fighting super villains.
Eventually, she was recruited by Oracle as the Birds of Prey’s new pilot. She quickly bonded with the other women on the team, and her aviation and combat skills proved invaluable.
What can she do? Zinda’s an ace pilot, an expert in aerial combat, and a skilled marksman, with expertise in a range of weaponry and hand-to-hand combat. She can also order beer in thirty languages and drink most people under the table.
Where can I find her?
- Blackhawk #133, 140, 143, 147, 151, 155, 161, 163, 166, 170, 182, 186, 188, 191, 200, 204, 216, 225, 228, 229, 231-233, 236, 239, 240, 242
- Guy Gardner: Warrior #24, 29, 36, 38-43
- Birds of Prey (vol. 1) #75-127
- Manhunter #33-36
- Birds of Prey (vol. 2) #1-14
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Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ.
The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine.
Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9. (i tied)
Hogwarts House [x, but Pottermore is better]: Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw